Amanda & Terry..."A Golden Meadow Wedding", or how to navigate a wedding amidst hundreds of drunk men and women in red dresses!
Do you remember that epic 80's jam by Whitesnake Here I Go Again? Maybe it'll help to remember the visual of the epically super hot red head, Tawny Kitaen, take a moment to mock her name(like seriously, neither her first or last names are names of any kind. They are made up hollywood drivel). Anywho, the reason I bring up that classic car wax commercial based jam is because for the first time ever I want you to read a part of my blog to the melody of Here I Go Again. So a little bit like, Here I Go again, to blog alone, when was the last time I Blogged I do not know! Like a slacker idiot I procrastinate alone. Busy wedding season fries my dome! But oh well, like Bob Eucker says, Ah who the hell cares! No bodies listening anyways!
Oh yeah, so on another memory refresh or what I like to call hey jackass show people your work, I had the great pleasure of tagging along with my pals Terry and Amanda for a blistering warm August ceremony. Let me tell you something, I immediately liked Amanda. Mainly because I believe most folks, especially wedding photographers who have to carry heavy ass equipment around in the blistering heat, will look you dead in the eye and say I'd rather not pay rent this month then suffer outdoor labor in August in New Orleans. I mean seriously we might as well summer on the Sun for god sakes. Which leads me back to my boss Bride, Amanda, who I could tell upon one look that this girl is tough. She carries herself as if to say to hell with it! If I'm suffering everyone is suffering with me and this way we will also weed out the weak ones which in turn leaves her much more space on stage to shred Rolling on the River, by Tina Turner.
I admire Amanda and Terry for their success in this crazy fish bowl we live in and I can tell they are headed towards a bright future. A way more less decaying and withering future and appearance the that which is now Tawny Kitaen who looks just dreadful. I mean seriously I just can't believe its the same person. Her picture should be put on packs of cigarettes to warn people of the dangers of drugs, alcohol and dating rock stars. Ok this blog seemed a bit spiteful. But I honestly cannot apologize. My head is still cooked from working outside in this hot ass state so just give me this one.
Terry and Amanda your wedding rocked! Never do I believe I can cram as much content into a five hour wedding day as I did for you two. Fear not though. You were both completely worth the effort. Oh and New Orleans had its annual Red Dress Run during Amanda and Terry's big day. Those knuckleheads wear dresses. In the heat. And then they run. And then drink alcohol all day. And I thought my head was cooked! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Contributing Vendors :
Event Coordinators : Bella Deux
Reception : The Republic Nola
Videographers : AJM MEDIA
Transportation : Alert Transportation
Ceremony : Holy Name Of Jesus
The Band : DPlay